December 2011
- mom: do you have a boyfriend
- me: um yeah
- mom: does he exist
- me: obviously
- mom: does he know you exist
- me: not yet
- Me: Why am I still single?
- Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
- Body: And you're fat lmao.
- Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
- Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
I honestly dislike guys who play girls. That's not a way to treat a lady. It's disgusting.
